Friday, January 13, 2006

Rattlesnakes for Sale

Are you a cult leader? Do you have enemies that you feel must be punished for their crimes?

There's nothing that says "That crazy murder cult is after me!" like a rattlesnake in your enemy's mailbox, but rounding up those snakes was always such a tiresome chore. But fear not! Save many hours of weary labor by purchasing your scaly weapons of vengeance through Rattlesnakes for Sale, and those tiresome investigative journalists, IRS agents, and defecting cultists will soon be running for cover!


Anonymous Mike Schilling said...

Not only purchase the snakes over the 'Net, but have them mailed directly to the victim.

7:11 PM  
Blogger dubjay said...

"Snakes in the mailbox."


2:25 PM  
Blogger HaloJonesFan said...

But can you ship them by air? After all, there would be SNAKES! ON A PLANE!

10:03 AM  
Blogger Dwight Brown said...

Yaa-baa, steamer trunk, and ice not included with purchase.

1:35 PM  
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