Friday, September 21, 2007

Knickers in a Twist

"Your client, Shaker Aamer, detainee ISN 239, was recently discovered to be wearing Under Armor briefs and a Speedo bathing suit . . . "

Thus begins a letter from Commander [Redacted], inquiring as to whether the lawyer for Mr. Aamer, a Guantanamo detainee, had smuggled him illegal underwear.

(Commander [Redacted] has a point. I mean, I don't want to see Islamic terrorists in Speedos, either.)

Commander [Redacted] might have checked his records first, however, since the lawyer hadn't seen his client in over a year.

The lawyer's deeply hilarious reply may be found here.

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