Friday, July 31, 2009

Soul Storage

Is your life weighing you down? Lighten up! If your soul is keeping you from finding the happiness you deserve, there is an easy, painless and safe solution. Remove it, store it, and walk away a happier person. The Soul Storage Company's patented De-Soulingā„¢ technique actually allows its clients to have their souls removed, whether permanently or just for a little "mental vacation." After a simple and painless outpatient procedure, you will walk out of our doors unburdened, leaving your soul behind in our secure, state-of-the-art storage facilities. Later, if you decide you're ready to get your soul back, the procedure is easily reversibleā€¦ but don't be surprised if you learn to love living soul-free!

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Blogger p-dub said...

Ooh! I want one!


4:19 PM  
Blogger qtera said...

Do you have to sign a contract in blood?

2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Appears to be for a movie: "Cold Souls"

10:46 AM  
Blogger dubjay said...

Well yeah, I knew it was a movie promo. The presence of Paul Giamatti sort of gave that little secret away.

5:02 PM  

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