The Truth . . . about Popcorn Lung
[In interests of fairness, I would like to point out that this is not April First.]
Why have you never heard of popcorn lung before? Because of the evial machinations of the Popcorn Lobby, I expect.
I imagine you can continue to safely eat candy, since normal folks generally don't snort it, but if you look at a wine label and it says "contains notes of cherry, licorice, and the enticing aroma of Jiffy Pop," you'd better put that sucker back on the shelf.
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