Turn the Apple Green

Murderous baby-killing Holocaust-denying nutjob Iranian President Ahmedinejad is in the Big Apple today, to give what will doubtless prove to be an inept, rambling, psychotic, Holocaust-denying speech to the UN General Assembly. (To avoid being Chavezed again, our own President Obama will be hiding in the men's room till Ahmedinejad is safely away.)

Yesterday's chat by Muammar Gaddafi doubtless gave us a preview of the sort of thing we might expect.

Members of the Iranian opposition have offered the idea that New York turn green for the duration of the General Assembly. (Green is the color of the Iranian democracy movement.)

If you live in the Apple, plug in green light bulbs! Hang green Xmas lights in your windows! Wave green flags! Wear green! Hang out your green welcome mat!

Green isn't just for St. Paddy's day anymore!

Interestingly enough, the Empire State Building will be green tonight. Not because of Ahmedinejad, but because it's the 70th anniversary of the Wizard of Oz movie.

But we should tell Ahmedinejad it's all for him.