Why is Richard Pryor laughing in heaven? Because he's viewed this whole page of videos of drunk idiots trying to drink flaming shots, and then setting themselves, their friends, and their homes on fire.
Lo, a page of things that can go wrong when you have sex in exotic locations. (I can testify to the truth about sex on a beach.)
Because Academy Award season is upon us, here's the Oscar Acceptance Speech Generator.
Also in honor of Oscar, we have a page of embarrassing Japanese ads starring Oscar-nominated actors. See Sean Connery sing in Japanese! . . . sort of.
And, just in case you're on the verge of losing your home and you decide to emulate Kevin Smith's friends Zack and Miri, you can help generate a scenario with this handy porn movie flow chart.
Labels: Mean-Spirited Amusements