Virtual Tee

A few choice quotes from Toolbox workshop critiques. All this goes on the virtual tee shirt.

"Nothing says 'fuck you' like a corpse hand in the face."

"The house is on fire but I dropped my drink."

"You can't be Orwell and Kafka simulaneously."

"Lovecraft was scared of everything. But these guys are really okay."

"I'm having trouble doing ONE thing simultaneously."

"Why didn't his friends notice that he'd turned into a massive dick?"

"There needs to be more science fiction about toilets."

"Infodumps must be earned." (Which Larry Hodges in another forum promptly improved to "As you know, Bob, infodumps must be earned.")

"If he's farting oxygen, he's a plant."