Quack As Loud As You Like, Mister Duck! No One Can Hear You!
The recent California Supreme Court ruling recognizes all the gay marriages that took place in California during the period in which they were legal, and also legalizes any other damn thing that gay people want to do except call it "marriage."
This has set me to fantasizing about Pat Robertson.
(Hey, it was illegal before, okay?)
Pat once said that if gay marriage were legalized, then people would soon be having legal sex with ducks.
I considered fantasizing about this, too, but it turns out that Garfunkel and Oates have already fantasized about it more than I ever could ever. So enjoy the video.
Labels: duck sex, Garfunkel and Oates, gay marriage
posted by dubjay at 4:14 PM
2 Comments:
Well, I think we all fantasize about Pat Robertson.
What surprises me is how much Art Garfunkel and John Oates have changed. Neither has curly hair anymore. And if this is the result, duckfucking should definitely be encouraged.
I would say that quacked me up, but I would be banned from the board.
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