Quack As Loud As You Like, Mister Duck! No One Can Hear You!
The recent California Supreme Court ruling recognizes all the gay marriages that took place in California during the period in which they were legal, and also legalizes any other damn thing that gay people want to do except call it "marriage."
This has set me to fantasizing about Pat Robertson.
(Hey, it was illegal before, okay?)
Pat once said that if gay marriage were legalized, then people would soon be having legal sex with ducks.
I considered fantasizing about this, too, but it turns out that Garfunkel and Oates have already fantasized about it more than I ever could ever. So enjoy the video.